Antipocalypse

Antipocalypse: When the world fails to end as scheduled.

Stealth Blogging

I realize that I have been stealth blogging. I have told absolutely nobody that I have resumed blogging. I've even changed the title of my blog. From what I can ascertain absolutely nobody reads this blog. As far as I can tell, I'm blogging away in the darkness, ignored and unbeknownst by the denizens of the internet.

I suppose if I keep at it, I'll eventually level up into a Ninja Blogger, capable of sneaking into your home and editing your blog post while you are powerless to stop me, then slipping away unseen.

*looks over shoulder nervously*

Was that a... did that shadow move? Or am I imagining things? Did...

Oh, never mind. There are no such things as Ninja Bloggers! What a ludicrous postulation. Forget I ever mentioned it. Seriously, just forget it.

Or else...

A Piph About A Piph About A Piph

A PIPH is a mini-epiphany - a sudden, striking realization about something that isn't really all that important and certainly doesn't warrant its own blog post. Used within the context of this blog, it is also:

1. A convenient excuse for me to make a micro-blog post about some random thought that has spontaneously manifested in the chaotic morass that is my mind.
2. A blog post label that wil be used henceforth.
3. A means by which I can give myself the false assurance of my own productivity, not to mention artificially inflate my blog post count

A sudden piph whilst in the midst of this description of piphs: An e-piph would be a piph that is transmitted electronically. Or even, a piph that arises whilst in the midst of engaging in an online activity such as blogging. That's right, I just had a piph about a piph at the very moment I was epiphaning.

I really should stop before this turns into the Babblings of a Certified Loon.