Stealth Blogging

I realize that I have been stealth blogging. I have told absolutely nobody that I have resumed blogging. I've even changed the title of my blog. From what I can ascertain absolutely nobody reads this blog. As far as I can tell, I'm blogging away in the darkness, ignored and unbeknownst by the denizens of the internet.

I suppose if I keep at it, I'll eventually level up into a Ninja Blogger, capable of sneaking into your home and editing your blog post while you are powerless to stop me, then slipping away unseen.

*looks over shoulder nervously*

Was that a... did that shadow move? Or am I imagining things? Did...

Oh, never mind. There are no such things as Ninja Bloggers! What a ludicrous postulation. Forget I ever mentioned it. Seriously, just forget it.

Or else...